When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.
by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020
Get the Poke Ballin'mug. When Arctic Foxes exist. Alternatively, when they actually try and pounce on something. Usually used with the slang term "Poker" in reference to Arctic Foxes.
by AzureAzel September 16, 2019
Get the Pokemug. by paulschlube July 11, 2012
Get the poke shackmug. Poked is a term to refer to being stabbed in Toronto slang (maybe elsewhere). Pokes is also a term referring to a bladed/pointed weapon.
(I hope this helps some people when living or visiting Toronto. My best ways of surviving a knife attack is de-escalating if possible, giving a robber what they want; your items can be replace and gotten back not your life. NEVER get caught in a corner, run or get to anywhere people will see you, hear you whatever. AND IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK FIGHT DIRTY. MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO LET THEM GET YOU GETTING TO SAFETY IS TOP PRIORITY. P.s. This is Canada if you feel your life threatened you can take whatever steps needed to make sure YOU are ok. Don't be afraid to fight back)
Stay safe.
(I hope this helps some people when living or visiting Toronto. My best ways of surviving a knife attack is de-escalating if possible, giving a robber what they want; your items can be replace and gotten back not your life. NEVER get caught in a corner, run or get to anywhere people will see you, hear you whatever. AND IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK FIGHT DIRTY. MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO LET THEM GET YOU GETTING TO SAFETY IS TOP PRIORITY. P.s. This is Canada if you feel your life threatened you can take whatever steps needed to make sure YOU are ok. Don't be afraid to fight back)
Stay safe.
Example 1
"Keep fucking with me I'll leave you poked up."
"You want to get poked?"
Example 2
"Get you pokes ready."
"Where's my pokes at?"
"Keep fucking with me I'll leave you poked up."
"You want to get poked?"
Example 2
"Get you pokes ready."
"Where's my pokes at?"
by Elevated mind January 7, 2023
Get the Pokedmug. by daddyrealness June 27, 2020
Get the A Poke and a Prayermug. 
Similar to poking people over Facebook™, Demon Pokes are when someone with a penis wants to gain someone's attention so they unzip their pants and get the other person's attention by poking them with their penis.
Lawrence Demon Poked Vanessa at the orphanage earlier today, I guess he really didn't want that kid.
by RonaldMcFondled April 27, 2021
Get the Demon Pokemug.