plumb

the straight version of the word faggot; british slang for “exactly straight up and down”. basically straggot but much more creative

ew, you like girls? god, bryan, you’re such a fucking plumb!

by whyte_ryce June 29, 2020

Evayn Plum Taylor Roper

Super pretty girl with a gorgeous smile and a hot ass.

Bob Kupfert is NOT an Evayn Plum Taylor Roper.

by Thenaner October 6, 2010

plum pudding

When a man or woman asks another man to insert their nut in their anus. Then, the receiver of the ball proceeds to clench their ass muscles and tear the actual teste out of the ball sac. Because they are so tired, they go to sleep and when they wake up and take their morning shit, plum pudding is expelled.

-Did you see new steve tear off Axl Rose's nut after the concert?
-No but I bet that made one mean plum pudding

by Michael Oyler December 12, 2008

Plum

To insert one or more testicles into another mans anus.
Plumette is to insert one or more testicles into a woman's anus.

"Don't come in we're pluming!"

"Get over here baby I'm gonna plumette the shit out of you"

by Hollywoodkilla January 16, 2013

The Plumber

The act of taking a plunger and plunging at a girl's clitoris until she orgasms. Can also be a form of masterbation.

Don't use that plunger to unclog the toilet... I like to play The Plumber with your sister.

by #c'estlavie April 19, 2011

Joe the Plumber

None of these entries are fully correct. Joe the Plumber is the plumber mentioned by John McCain in the third presidential debate. Joe is actually a plumber from Toledo, Ohio. His name is Joe Wurzelbacher, and he owns a small plumbing business. He does an excellent job at plumbing, and he is worried about his small business's future if Barack Obama is elected president. However, Barack Obama is the man!

Joe the plumber came all the way from Toledo, Ohio to Wheeling, West Virginia once just to fix my leaky faucet

by Joe's Loyal customer February 20, 2009

you're a plum

When someone is cute and petite, but plain like a bagel at times. A person who is usually plum is very sweet and round.

Person A: "why can't you be cute like that man.."
Person B: "Cute like what??"
Person A: "Like her, she's adorable. And you're a plum."

by ctmwey March 19, 2017