Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.
"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."
by jerry January 27, 2004
Get the panda mug.Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.
1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda
2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...
3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda
4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...
3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda
4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
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When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010
Get the Panda Jerk mug.Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
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Get the Reverse Panda mug.Because Panda's are very rare and isolated animals they don't made very often. Every month a person doesn't have sex with another human being, they earn a Giant Pandapoint. After a certain amount of months the savingscard is full and the person can bitchslap him/her own ego. After having sex it will start counting at 0 again.
Juan didn't have sex in 3 months, so he has 3 Giant Pandapoints. The 4th month he has sex with another human being, that will wipe out all his Giant Pandapoints. In cause he doesn't have sex after a certain amount of months, he has a full savingscard and he can bitchslap his ego.
by Ms la E. October 29, 2010
Get the Pandapoint mug.1.) The act of getting denied harshly, or getting put down in an excruciatingly horrible way.
2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.
3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.
4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.
2.) When having sexual intercourse an neither of the participants want it.
3.)Getting punched in the eye orifice, both kidneys, arms, legs, and back until bruised to the point that you look like a panda.
4.) Getting told by a cute fat abstinent Asian kid.
Person #1 I heard Mark just ask out Cindy.
Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...
Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...
Person #1 Is Mark alright?
Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.
Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.
Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.
Person #1 (mind explosion)
Person #2 Yeah, She panda'd him though...
Then she got pissed off for no reason and panda'd the shit out off him...
Person #1 Is Mark alright?
Person #2 No, she started screaming and tried to rip his dick off.
Person #1 Holy shit sounds like they had a panda'd situation.
Person #2 Then he got quadruple panda'd when her boyfriend roasted him.
Person #1 (mind explosion)
by Sexual Harassment Panda Cub December 19, 2009
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