Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

onion pussy

someone who has a bad-smelling pussy that makes guys cry from how bad it is

she has an onion pussy

by luver200015 April 25, 2016

blow an onion

To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...

That box is heavy, I might blow an onion if I help you move it!

by Iittlemumma January 31, 2018

Onion

An Onion, quiet when you peel it,

“I’m a god damn onion Mason”

by Nichies December 14, 2020

Ogres Are Onions

A sarcastic idiom that is used to mock a person or people that think they understand a certain concept.

Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...

by MAJE_4 November 14, 2021

Onion Dino

The true form of a bulbasaur. Bulbasaur is very insecure about this however and will fight you back hard if you ever call them this.

Hey Onion Dino, how ya doing today?

by Anonymous Neko November 20, 2021

Onion

A vegetable that Shrek mentions in the movie: Shrek the Third

Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

by The Onioner November 20, 2021