Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024

Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 5, 2024

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

Bot Nonce

A grown, often married, man who responds to Sex Bots on Social Media. Invariably, these men also post about family values, how society is going to the dogs and Christianity. They also tend to be quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst not realising that they are being groomed by a Bot Farm in Russia operated by 21 stone bald guy.

Sex bot "Are there any real men who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night"

by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025