Crap sucker

Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.

Septic pumper truck, Cesspool pumping truck, Crap sucker sucking

by Vitalik June 1, 2007

boring crap

when something is so boring that you would rather watch justin beiber

this is some boring crap screw this meeting

by grayson4949 September 30, 2020

crap cart

A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.

theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!

by rab1989 May 6, 2010

Crap attack

When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking

My grandma just had a crap attack

by Written words July 6, 2016

Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.

John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.

by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

Mom Crap

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.

Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.

by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014