Joe Tan

A horrible mistake committed my to adults with Down syndrome. A nickname given to the retarded person in the group.

stfu joe tan ur shit and smell like it

by Cecon February 24, 2020

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Fake Tan Friday (FTF)

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.

Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!

by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014

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turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 October 3, 2012

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Sean Tan

A kind-hearted man who goes out of his way to make the surrounding people feel light-hearted and happy. However he feels, whether it be a terrible or a good mood, he tries his utmost best to be the best of himself any day at any time. Throughout the toughest of times, he carries on persisting through it. He has been through a fuck-ton and has been put to the ground myriads of times but in spite of that, he gets right back up and somehow manages to nudge things his way. Man’s invulnerable.

You’re as strong as a Sean Tan

by p1ckf0rD November 23, 2021

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ugly tanning

Ugly tanning means when you lay flat on the beach and don't care about looking cute and skinny you just lay like a whale with wet soggy hair and cellulite, the end goal is to be the tannest person on the beach

hey girl, can’t come over today, i’m ugly tanning down at the beach xx

by SOMFFFFYYYYY August 26, 2023

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