Vampire Guy

A guy who will only hang out with you at night. His main goals are to drink, party, and get laid. He doesn't care about anyones feelings accept his own. He is only seen out late at night and, whenever he is seen, is usually drunk high or both.

Girl 1: I wish he wasn't such a vampire guy, then I would actually date him.

Girl: True that.

by badonkadonk123 November 10, 2010

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The Bad Guys

A 2022 Movie About Furries.

Damn bro, you see that new movie called The Bad Guys. The furries are going nuts

by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022

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Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

by Big Danny T January 27, 2014

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Guy dawson

Pulling a "Guy Dawson" is known as going into a club, bar, or any place of entertainment, and attempting to sleep with a numerous amount of the opposite sex, usually ending in dissapointment, or the most unnattractive of the opposite gender in ones bed the next day. The reason it is called a "guy dawson" is because it is usually attempted by guys, i.e. men and dawson because of the lameness of the lead character from dawsons creek. It essentially translates as "dude lame"

"oh man have you been watching terry?hes been cracking on some fine ass bitches but they just push him away, now look at that uggo hes with, man hes pulling a guy dawson!"

by every cloud March 10, 2009

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