Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.
by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018
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Boodle Noodles

Boodle Noodles can be used as a noun

and as a derogative term/adjective a Boodle Noodle

as a noun it can mean food that a person has put their rump in
in adjective form you can use it as an insult
Example 1
Person 1: Wow man, this tastes great :D
Person 2: :> they're boodle noodles
Person 1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Example 2
Person 1: I hate you
Person:2 well, you smell like boodle noodles
Person 1: T^T
by Uninteresting_Introvert October 13, 2021
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noodle boobs

a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 25, 2003
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catfish noodling

Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...
I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off
by Tami July 29, 2005
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chicken noodle

to have weird drunken sex, usually outdoors.
we chicken noodled in the backyard a little, but i don't really remember much.
by sammer July 13, 2005
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bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids
"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."
by bourkes May 12, 2005
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tai noodling

the act of being extremely goofy in public, most of the time including, but not limited to; loud strange noises, body twitches, odd random dancing, and of course the noodle language that goes along with it. usually between two people of the same sex and of best friend orientation.
"yo did you see those hot girls over there? i wanna make a move but their acting all ... off"

" ahh shiitt their totally tai noodling"
by lgswagga September 07, 2011
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