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Three Moons Initiative

Three Moons Initiative is a group of interest (GoI) of the SCP foundation. Basically, it's a group of humans who are in an afterlife (SCP-2922-C/Corbenic) who tries to protect humanity using drones or other machines controlled in Corbenic because no organic matter can leave Corbenic. Also worth mentioning is the fact they worship a powerful reality-bending entity named "JALAKÅRA of the Impenetrable".
where were u wen 3 moon people sav u

i was at site 43 workin when phone ring

"humanity is saev by three moons initiative"

"ok"
by 933 August 5, 2025
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Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.
No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025
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Medium tinned moonslice

A comment or term used to keep someone guessing what it is when it has no real meaning in order to wind them up.
Medium tinned moonslice is expensive these days.
by mattsandford1 December 7, 2010
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bullet of moonshine

"hey can i have a bullet of moonshine?"
by spike84 October 17, 2012
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Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.
He's a real shits on the wall moron.
by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019
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Reality/game show moron

Someone who's been on mindless reality TV long enough they try and turn other people into mindless people. Someone who starts to think everything in life is a test, a game, or an obstacle to overcome, since that is what they do on TV.
The reality/game show moron thought if someone brought up the subject of sex, instead of death, taxes, or sports, that the person was testing people. So to some people it's okay to talk about death, even gruesome deaths, car accidents, fires, but people should feel weird about talking about sex, or they should feel like they're on a stupid fuckin reality show where you have to laugh at everything everybody says otherwise you feel like an awkward moron.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
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Reality/game show moron

Someone traumatized by anything anybody says that isnt nice to the point they try and tell people not to use certain language.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
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