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boob monster

A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.
Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.
by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020
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The Minute Hour

The Minute Hour will change you without your permission. The Minute Hour changes everything.
by Alex Pain October 25, 2020
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e monster

a monster created by EVAN and part of the E FOUNDATION
DO NOT LET THIS E MONSTER BREACH ITS CONTAINMENT AGAIN
by evanger_11 March 5, 2021
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Kevin Minute

A Kevin Minute is about 12 times longer than normal time.

e.g. 10 Kevin Minutes = 2 normal hours.
"Ill be back in 10 kevin minutes"
"Alright ill see you in 2 hours"
by BlueBoyMVP February 2, 2021
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5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.
5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021
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Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021
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Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.
How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!
by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022
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