Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.

I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021

Midget

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r

Yoo look a midget

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

MikeTullo

A person who believes they have a baseball background but forged his resume to seem important. Lacks self esteem and friends due to trying too hard to be something he is not. Delusional in all aspects of life.

Before coaching a baseball game, coaches are reviewing stats, The coach decides to hit his own son higher than the rest even though he has the worst stats on the team... What a Miketullo move that is.....

by panthers1234 October 15, 2021

midget

a short person

short friend: hey u giraffe!
long friend: hey u midget!

by thatlongfrienduknow January 12, 2022

Midget

A short person who is filled with anger and is always aggresive. They are most commonly named Angelina. The anger has nowhere to go within the short body therefore it always explodes at once causing physical harm to those around.

Angelina is a midget, right Michael and Ale?

by Alex the midget expert December 9, 2021

Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021

Midget bozo

A small person who is a loser and has no life.

Your so short midget bozo

by TheWhomDestroyer December 24, 2021