Matthew

Follow Instagram @matt.folkman_

Follow it (matthew) now @matt.folkman_

by Lil poor guy December 19, 2016

Matthew

Is very sweet and funny guy. Most Matthews will have dirty blonde hair with ocean blue eyes. They are very easy to fall for and always make u laugh even though there is nothing funny to laugh about. You can always share things with them and trust them. Will be the best boyfriend/ guy friend. They are alway very sporty and have an amazing body. They love music and always have a new song to listen to.

A: OMG Matthew is so kind
P: And hawt

by Hehehe@[e-mail] March 2, 2019

matthews bridge

the "Matthews Bridge" is mentioned in Limp Bizkit's "My Generation". They chant "Take'em to the matthews bridge!!" in a very tough, angry tone, with goals to scare or intimidate the listener, as if taking us to the "Matthews Bridge" seemed threstening.

Nobody really knows what the hell the "Matthews Bridge" is, another reason why Limp Bizkit sucks.

Durst: Oh yea?!!! Hey, John Otto, take this kid to the Matthews Bridge!!

Me: Ooooooh, i'm so scared, ahh, the matthews bridge...

by gplpark92 August 19, 2006

Matthew

A usually nice kid but is kinda gay

damn he is such a matthew

by Genesis__ September 30, 2019

Matthew Miller

A man who has sustained an extraordinary period without physical or emotional contact with a woman

your a frigid, and a virgin??? Your like Matthew Miller!

by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020

Matthew

A guy with fuckin massive cock that penetrates chicks everywhere.

Holy shit Matthew penetrater me

by Matthew,, November 14, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is the charming lad that would be the one to be crying out his own name during sex. He has six greasy sausage toes on his middle foot and uses his sausage toes to strum his crusty guitar. he would also be the one to excuse, bless himself, and announce he is welcome after sneezing. Matthews often like to write poems and make juicy excruciating noises when getting out of bed in the mornings. They normally have a fetish for girls that have hairy inner-ears. Matthews are extremely funny and will always answer a question or statement with another question. They also tend to use the words sketchy, gnarley, juicy, moist, crevice, and bruh, when thirsty for the booty.

Matthew: *sneezes* Excuse me, Bless me, I'm welcome.

by SheerSteez November 16, 2014