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He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne
Damn Matthew you're gone!
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about
Matthew by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021
Matthews are babs... thats all
BABS matthew
Matthew by soontm January 20, 2021
Wow your hair is very Matthew
Matthew by Matthew is ginger January 29, 2021
Commonly Japanese or Korean with messy curly hair. They often have glasses and stay up and wake up late.
Wow he’s definitely a Matthew u can tell by the hair and race.
Matthew by Black person 69 February 28, 2021
Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.
Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!
Matthew by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021
Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves
Matthew had sex with 40 people
Matthew by Glorz March 18, 2021