by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
Get the Maria Joao Coutomug. MARIA
She is a wattpad addict with standards higher than mount Everest and significant daddy issues. Her idea of love is Louis Patridge, harry potter boys except harry potter himself, Peter Pan, and of course THE RIDDLES. If you fall a Maria watch out. YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS HER. Her parents have such a romantic love that her expectations are impossible to meet in real life. However, if you do get a Maria, NEVER LET HER GO. She’s smart, but like book smart and the prettiest girl you will ever meet. Also, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SUGAR BABY, Maria is the one!
She is a wattpad addict with standards higher than mount Everest and significant daddy issues. Her idea of love is Louis Patridge, harry potter boys except harry potter himself, Peter Pan, and of course THE RIDDLES. If you fall a Maria watch out. YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS HER. Her parents have such a romantic love that her expectations are impossible to meet in real life. However, if you do get a Maria, NEVER LET HER GO. She’s smart, but like book smart and the prettiest girl you will ever meet. Also, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SUGAR BABY, Maria is the one!
Clara: Omg Maria is so pretty if you want to impress her you really need to go big!
Karageorgiou: I know I need your help to think of how to get her attention!
Karageorgiou: I know I need your help to think of how to get her attention!
by PatataTL November 20, 2021
Get the Mariamug. An adult person I met in my senior year of high school. She's a very nice Italian, and enjoys my questions I ask her about movies, tv shows, video games, characters, animals, etc. The bonus is she's just as kind as she is pretty on the outside. It's great to know a woman like that.
by anonymous April 10, 2025
Get the Mariamug. Maria Paula is a baddie who has no sense of fashion and has 2 left feet almost everyone hates her and she is stubborn and mean lets not forget daddy’s kiddo
by Lizzy Eve June 5, 2020
Get the Maria Paulamug. She's the best and most gorgeous friend you can have. She'll be there for you when you need help with a friend or when you are confused as fuck. You laugh at her with the nickname "Mariele" but it's all friendly. You wouldn't be able to live without her. Have a Maria aka TCO in your life.
by Joacuch October 2, 2019
Get the Maria The Chosen Onemug. Maria may be short, but she still has a shit ton of energy. She adores animals, and loves to wear her long hair down. She loves to have fun and talk to others.
by u guys suck <3 November 18, 2021
Get the mariamug. by you can’t suck your dads tits October 5, 2020
Get the maria uvallemug.