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magicians hanky

Term Used For Releasing a Never Ending Shit. Much Like The Magicians Hankey When Pulled Out Of His Sleeve
Oh Dear, Sorry i was so long in there....magicians hanky! I was on the beer all night!
by Johno January 15, 2004
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magicafro

an afro that has grown to such a large size that it either
A)has taken on a life of its own therefore choosing to kill its host, or use it for transportation to prey (in this case it is very protective of its host)

or

B)houses such a veriety of life that it seems alive itself and in this case be very dangerous to organsisms close by for just as in case A, the life it contains is very teritorial
Bob's magicafro extended it boney psudo-arm and killed the lady next to him
by themagicafro June 27, 2004
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magic penis

A penis that can satisfy any woman regardless of her sexual orientation.
I made a lesbian go straight with my magic penis.
I heard this guy can make any woman cum. He must have a magic penis.
by Ghostenks January 9, 2015
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Sick magic

When you think something is "cool", interesting, special or nice, instead of saying these words, you say sick magic.
I had a 95% average at school. SICK MAGIC!
I got new pairs of shoes. SICK MAGIC!
by $tephii b February 1, 2009
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Santas Magical Sack

Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out
by therealnads December 1, 2009
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Fuck Magic

A cleansing of one's soul via sexual interactions, consensual or otherwise, by an appointed priest or priestess of the practice.

First used by sxephil in his Youtube video "Fishzilla is REAL!"
"Nicole Morales" was a priestess of fuck magic who actually turned about to be a creepy, homeless, sex offender.
by KiroKiske April 14, 2010
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The Magic School Bus

A form of torture. That is specifically aimed toward children of young ages. Why? Because the teachers are too lazy to actually teach students on their own. Who is this Ms. Frizzle anyway? She doesn't have a PHD.
"Girl, that's a booty hole." -Keisha, a meme from the Magic School Bus
by Disco Gurl July 13, 2017
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