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magic-miking

When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).
John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes
by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020
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Magic Johnson

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."
by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019
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Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
by Clitty January 27, 2020
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Magical Plants

Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.
Bruh wanna smoke some magical plants and eat some chocolate lucky charms?
by Jstu May 27, 2018
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magic micah

A male named Micah who's body is a beauty and should be shown off to the world, and who's dance moves are perfect from the start. Micah is someone who was born to be in the male stripping industry but he won't admit it.
Magic Micah is such a stud, I hear he turned Josh gay!
by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023
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Magical Idiots

What you and your group of friends called yourselves when you were in Elementary/Primary school and you still jokingly refer to yourselves as now.
Person1: What should we call our group chat, btw?

Person2: Magical Idiots, lol.

Person1: Omg, do you remember that, tho?

Person2: Yeah, we were, like, so cringy, lol

Person1: Yeah, we used XD! Who even does that anymore?

Person2: ikr.

Then, they look back in 10 years time and realize nothing had changed.
by Y337 5p34k October 13, 2018
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The magic sauce

When you mix cum, piss and shit together so it has saucy vibe.
Man can you pass me the magic sauce ;)
by SexyHunk27 May 28, 2020
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