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ModerCize

–noun

A model's definition of exercise:

MODEL+EXERCISE=ModerCize

1. A type of physical movement or activity a model will refer to as exercise, because it burns calories. Shopping is great exercise and burns lots of calories!

Types of ModerCize can include "traditional" exercise but are usually mundane activities such as:

Fidgeting (tapping your foot) 120 calories/hour
Shopping- 156 calories/hour
Dancing- 442 calories/hour
Walking (leisure)- 283 calories/hour
Kissing/Hugging- 68 calories/hour
Dressing- 136 calories/hour
Cleaning (light) 170 calories/hour
etc...
*Based on a 150lb person (results may vary)

Antonyms: Traditional exercises like weight-lifting, running, etc...
ModerCize Example: Backstage at the Versace show the models in hair and makeup were FIDGETING constantly; tapping their feet and always posing for the camera. Once finished with hair and makeup, they were attached to their iPhones, listening to music and DANCING and bopping around. Once it was showtime, it was UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS... you get it. On average, the Versace models burned about 250 calories ModerCizing. That's as many calories as you'd burn running for 30 minutes!
by ModelSkinny September 29, 2011
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Modenass

Noun.

When the stomach sticks our mo-den-ass.
Damn, that chick got a bad case of modenass!
What?
Her gut stickin out mo-den-ass!
by VordLader January 23, 2013
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Moderatacy

Someone who will always get a comeback and will never lose any type of match/Game.
Define Moderatacy A skilled player who is always underestimated by his opponent but will always make a comeback.
by Agile Reflexs January 13, 2014
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moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.
I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.
by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015
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moderately hard

Kinda hard but also kind of tinder
I’d smash you moderately hard.
by Cmdad October 22, 2017
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Moderate Mango

Someone who lives and breathes with just the right amount of effort and intensity; not too little, not too much.
Booboo said; "I am also a moderate mango. Everything in moderation". He's so adorable
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moderate

1. A name that a closet liberal calls themselves.

2. A name that a closet conservative calls themselves.
Example:

Person one: I am tired of liberals complaining about social 'issues' when they never had it so good in the history of mankind.

Person two: (completely understanding what person one said) What are you talking about?

Person one: You sound like one of them

Person two: No, I'm actually a Moderate. I just like to look at things from both sides. (boi)
by your real name. December 23, 2018
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