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Milf Scanner

People who likes to watch milfs; like there face, breast, butt etc.
"He's not afraid to check out the hot milfs there, he's a total milf scanner".
by Ilovemilfsonly777 October 28, 2023
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MILF

Candace

Brings back memories...

The Lonely Nerd โ€”

Shush you are mom now.

๐–„๐–Š ๐•บ๐–‘๐–‰๐–Š ๐•ญ๐–Ž๐–Œ ๐•ธ๐–†๐–ˆ โ€”

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Definition of MILF: CANDACE

The Lonely Nerd โ€” Today at 20:36
Indeed
by someaussieasshole56 June 3, 2021
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MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.
Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.
by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020
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Little Milf

A name you call a kid who is pissing you off while playing NHL (12)
Chris Parnagian: Wow you just gave up the easiest goal. I thought you were good.

Chris Tarzian: Shut up pussy. You are such a little milf
by pvdacyoa November 8, 2012
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Milf

It my vocabulary it means โ€œ Mom In Lesbian Formโ€ soo yeH I hope people see this bro
โ€œ yoo jacobs mom is a milf broโ€
by A.lms October 18, 2021
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Milf

Mother I would like to fuck.usually used to call mothers hot
by Sanktun February 10, 2021
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MILF

A new definition to MILF: Mother Iโ€™d Like (to) Fund. Mothers, whether they gave birth or not; married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs weโ€™ll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

The milf is inspiring, setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf โ€˜s pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO! I am a MILFionnaire and funded awesome moms in the process!
by PINKPTR June 19, 2024
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