The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway

Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again

by Shane Cartwright May 09, 2018

Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021

midnight whistle

Anonymous blowjob from a stranger in a bathroom stall

"Be here 12 AM sharp for a midnight whistle"

by Henryjohanssen March 05, 2014

midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 09, 2021

Midnight Fornication

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)

how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?

Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...

Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"

Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"

Guy 1: "Smart Choice"

Guy 2: "I know right"

by Johnathan Bass August 16, 2008

midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom March 08, 2016

midnight cheese

Cheese that you eat straight from the package in the middle of the night for no goddamn reason.

I was pretty hungry last night, so I went and got some midnight cheese.

by JuanManClaus June 02, 2019