melf

i have no idea what this means. my ex texted me and asked

what the hell does melf mean?

by melffff September 26, 2018

Milf

A mom that you would like to bone and is not named Macy Skeels

Man she is such a milf.

by Papi Chulo420 November 5, 2018

Milf Day

Every second Monday of the month is a great day to encourage milfs to be positive about their body

Hey it’s milf day and your mom bod is beautiful

by Mil1206 October 7, 2019

Milf

Mom id like to fuck

Your moms a milf

by Shaneshagscats October 19, 2019

MILF

Man is looking fresh.

My MILF

by Adamw529 February 5, 2020

MILF

Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'

Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?

Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.

by SoNotTaylor November 29, 2020

MILF

MILF- Mother In Loving Faith. A wholesome Christian mom who lives in the suburbs and drives an SUV.

Susan is a MILF. She reads the Bible.

by xmental_breakdown_69 March 12, 2021