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Par Master

Par Masters are people who have a strong Par game. There are very few Par Masters and these Par Masters come together to form a Par Council. The Par Council decides on issues ivolving the world of Pars, Pars would not live on to this day without them.
#1)
(Talking to a short girl)

Small Girl: I wanna be a wizard
Conor: Shame you're a dwarf
Small Girl: your Par game is strong
Tom: yeah youre a Par Master

#2)
(Out walking the dog with a lady friend)
Lady friend: The dog smells better than you
Tom: Yeah well the dog smells better than your fanny
(Later Tom tells Conor about said event to which Conor replies "Tom you are such a Par Master"
by PARthVader December 13, 2010
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Tim Masters

A gay jew that whips his hair back and forth.
Tommy Mastorz Tim Masters
by killacrackaz January 13, 2011
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Penguin Master

Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.
"Man, is that 7Paul?"
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."
by 7Paul December 27, 2008
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Unicorn Master

Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.
Said the Unicorn Master, "I require bread for my friends."
by Kozworth April 14, 2008
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Beast Master

1. A term used to define a giant didlo, usually one that looks like only a very big and dirty girl would own; or to describe a male who frequently handles large and hairy vaginas that most would keep out of at any cost
"wanna use my dildo, i have some condoms" offers the big and not so beautiful possible lesbians definite part time hooker,
" I wouldnt use that Beast Master if you paid me, not to mention the jumping bugs, it has fuckin spikes!"
by Shauna Testicles May 13, 2013
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Master baiter

Someone who is pro and can rub off any blemish that May be on his fishing rob and when he pulls back he pulls out a nice juicy fish.
Jim: joe you are one heck of a master baiter!
by thelivingcomputer May 21, 2014
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Pit Master

When you're banging your girl bare back, while she's eating an apple, you pull out and lather her back with your natural sauce.
Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: Great, I became a real Pit Master.
by TheWh1teSh4dow June 18, 2018
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