A bool master is an individual who has dedicated almost the entirety of their livelihoods to the art of the bool. They can bool out in any situation. The bool is in their blood. They are one with the bool.
Jack: How do I become a bool master?
Preston: You don't become a bool master, you chumpy fool. It is a divine gift given from above that is embedded deep into your soul. In fact, in my whole life, I've only seen one true bool master.
Jack: Really? You have? What was he doing?
Preston: Bicken Back Being Bool.
Preston: You don't become a bool master, you chumpy fool. It is a divine gift given from above that is embedded deep into your soul. In fact, in my whole life, I've only seen one true bool master.
Jack: Really? You have? What was he doing?
Preston: Bicken Back Being Bool.
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: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?
: No, what happened?
: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
: No, what happened?
: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
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A term, created for the Dungeons & Dragons game, that describes the player who fulfills two important functions during a roleplaying game: referee and storyteller.
As the rules for Dungeons & Dragons are vast and complex, it's the job of the Dungeon Master to facilitate gameplay and to determine the outcome of contested events by deciding how to interpret a given rule or dice roll.
It's also the job of a Dungeon Master to provide the setting for the players' fictional characters, create goals for the characters to accomplish, and to fill any supporting roles needed for the adventure (kings, princes, dragons, innkeepers, barmaids, villains, etc.).
The ultimate goal of a Dungeon Master is provide a fun and satisfying challenge for the players to overcome, through acting, exploration, puzzle-solving, and scenario-based decision-making.
As the rules for Dungeons & Dragons are vast and complex, it's the job of the Dungeon Master to facilitate gameplay and to determine the outcome of contested events by deciding how to interpret a given rule or dice roll.
It's also the job of a Dungeon Master to provide the setting for the players' fictional characters, create goals for the characters to accomplish, and to fill any supporting roles needed for the adventure (kings, princes, dragons, innkeepers, barmaids, villains, etc.).
The ultimate goal of a Dungeon Master is provide a fun and satisfying challenge for the players to overcome, through acting, exploration, puzzle-solving, and scenario-based decision-making.
Girl "I'm shooting! Bang! Bang! I got you!"
Boy "No you didn't! What's the DM say?"
Dungeon Master "The first shot went wide, but the second shot grazed your shoulder, causing a stinging wound."
Boy "I'm returning fire! Bang! Bang!"
Dungeon Master "With your wounded shoulder, you're having a difficult time focusing on your target, and each round fired causes pain to shoot through your arm. Both shots miss."
Girl "I'm taking cover behind this barrel and shooting again! Bang! Bang!"
Dungeon Master "The barrel provides excellent cover, and your aim is true. Both shots strike the leg. He's not going to be able to move particularly fast."
Girl "Yay!"
Boy "Darn! Wait! I notice that the barrel she's hiding behind says 'flammable!' "
Girl "Flammable? What's that mean?"
Dungeon Master "Indeed, the barrel is labeled as flammable. What do you do?"
Boy "I use the last of my energy to shoot the barrel she's hiding behind!"
Dungeon Master "Oh, my. Are you sure?"
Boy "Yes! Bang! Bang!"
Dungeon Master "Well, then..."
Boy "No you didn't! What's the DM say?"
Dungeon Master "The first shot went wide, but the second shot grazed your shoulder, causing a stinging wound."
Boy "I'm returning fire! Bang! Bang!"
Dungeon Master "With your wounded shoulder, you're having a difficult time focusing on your target, and each round fired causes pain to shoot through your arm. Both shots miss."
Girl "I'm taking cover behind this barrel and shooting again! Bang! Bang!"
Dungeon Master "The barrel provides excellent cover, and your aim is true. Both shots strike the leg. He's not going to be able to move particularly fast."
Girl "Yay!"
Boy "Darn! Wait! I notice that the barrel she's hiding behind says 'flammable!' "
Girl "Flammable? What's that mean?"
Dungeon Master "Indeed, the barrel is labeled as flammable. What do you do?"
Boy "I use the last of my energy to shoot the barrel she's hiding behind!"
Dungeon Master "Oh, my. Are you sure?"
Boy "Yes! Bang! Bang!"
Dungeon Master "Well, then..."
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Get the Milf Master mug.I took this girl home and she said she's never orgasmed from oral..I looked at her and said relax baby..I'm a fluid master!
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The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."
The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"
Some of them are
This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.
This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?
This is my message to my master, H
there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."
The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"
Some of them are
This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.
This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?
This is my message to my master, H
there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
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Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
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