lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed

"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."

by maybereagan June 16, 2012

Kathleen Lazy

When you are so lazy you’d rather pay more money in rent than help around the house.

Man, my house is so messy... I’m so Kathleen Lazy today.

by Cass1234 November 22, 2019

lazy suzanne

A chic Lazy Susan

Guy: hey nice lazy Susan
Girl: that's actually a lazy Suzanne, it's chic.

by Webstersdictionarydotcom October 11, 2015

Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

lazy

Be lazy on January 13th, don’t do any school work, just sleep in class!

Teacher: Wake up!!
Student: No, it’s january 13th i wanna be lazy.

by Sam Dunkinn January 13, 2021

Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

lazy..person..lol

lazy..person..lol is my idol

hey look its lazy..person..lol
Omg he is my idol

by Heather..the..queen..lmao January 28, 2021