Lay Raise

Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.

So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!

by LoganPhyve May 4, 2012

egg-laying

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

laying an otter

taking a huge dump

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.

by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011

in lay

Presently and actively having sexual relations with another member of the human race.

Steve: Yo John, how's that new girlfriend of yours?
John: We're in lay...so that's good.

by PlanetMaker October 1, 2011

lay down tar

When you run the streets day or night

I got to make a living so I lay down tar!

by Onte Da LoverBoy February 4, 2024

Lay down

A sale that requires no effort from the sales person

We call him LDB, or lay down Bryan because of his luck at the door with customers ready to buy

by Jray313 November 22, 2023

OTB Lay dung

The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...

Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung

by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023