Short Joke

Your dick

1: I know a short joke
2: What?
1: Your dick

by Thic_Boiz March 17, 2020

JP Joke

a joke which is extremely unfunny, followed by a laugh by its teller, who usually thinks he/she is much funnier than he/she is

Quit laughing at your JP joke

by poopmonster169 May 14, 2011

joke stop

The action of hearing a quiet joke in class and announcing to the entire class without giving credit to the person who made the original joke.

Teacher: be careful not to get your pipe stuck in the hole.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.

by mrkoolaid December 13, 2009

outside joke

A joke that is only funny to parties that are not involved in the joke, but is depressing, frustrating, or simply not funny to parties that are involved in the joke. It is essentially the opposite of an inside joke.

Insider: I can't believe I sharted in my pants during jury duty.
Outsider: HAHAHAHAHA!
Insider: *Grrr* Yeah, I guess it's kind of an outside joke.

by TastyWheat June 11, 2013

The butt joke

A term used after any joke referring to or having to do with a butt; gay sex; or anal.

Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"

Ryan: (Pause)

Steve: "And I'll be the captian"

Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"

by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008

virgin joke

A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that

My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.

by Swinniga January 19, 2014

No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019