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since Jesus was a cowboy

Something that hasn't happened for a long time. Literally, before Jesus got a big promotion to supervision and quit working on the tools.
The Toronto Make Believes haven't won the Stanley Cup since Jesus was a cowboy.
by Telmea Story June 4, 2018
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Meme Jesus

He is the jesus of the meme world. He has the power to end a meme or create a new viral one.
Meme jesus just ended the keke challenge.
by Purewaterdrinking August 1, 2018
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stoner's jesus

Bob Marley is the stoner's jesus.
by bleeebleee January 4, 2009
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Gay for Jesus

Someone so addicted to religion that they make priests look like athiests
That guy is so gay for jesus it should be a sin
by Oure September 29, 2018
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Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus)

An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.

Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)
1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).

2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)
by Gregorium Brahek III August 8, 2010
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jesus joggers

by Bigj February 23, 2005
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The Church of Jesus Christ-Christian (CJCC) is a White nationalist church, which was founded in 1946 by Ku Klux Klan organiser Wesley A. Swift. Swift was the son of a Methodist Episcopal Church, South minister and is considered to be the single most significant figure in the early years of the Christian Identity movement in the United States.

The church was originally known as the White Identity Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, assuming its present name in 1957. After Wesley Swift's death in 1970, the ministry was continued by his wife Lorraine Swift.
Among the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian's teachings is that non-Whites have no incentive to self-regulate their earthly behavior.
by Blue Winged Spirit July 16, 2007
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