by smashleeey March 9, 2008
Get the jessica simpson momentmug. Nick Name: Juttle Frunj
Jessica Katz, niece of Steven Spielberg, is widely known for her encrypted drunk text messages and sick dance moves. She owns a plethora of UGG boots, and although the actual number is not known, experts guess the true amount to be somewhere in the range of 40-75 pairs. Jessica's hobbies include singing with her college A Cappella group, eating Kosher chicken, throwing stink bombs, drinking cawfee and bubble tea, and pretending to be a roly-poly bug. She only has four fingernails, but she just polishes the tips of all her fingers to keep it looking even.
Jessica Katz, niece of Steven Spielberg, is widely known for her encrypted drunk text messages and sick dance moves. She owns a plethora of UGG boots, and although the actual number is not known, experts guess the true amount to be somewhere in the range of 40-75 pairs. Jessica's hobbies include singing with her college A Cappella group, eating Kosher chicken, throwing stink bombs, drinking cawfee and bubble tea, and pretending to be a roly-poly bug. She only has four fingernails, but she just polishes the tips of all her fingers to keep it looking even.
"My friend totally just Jessica Spielberg Katz'd me... he must be wasted because none of his text messages make any sense!"
by tak shalon July 7, 2009
Get the Jessica Spielberg Katzmug. An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
by Raine tones August 17, 2011
Get the Sarah Jessica Parkermug. A beautiful young lady. Always knows the right thing to say to make someone smile. Tender hearted, always looking to do the right thing. Entertaining and enjoyable to be around
by TheOneAnonymousPerson October 14, 2011
Get the Jessica Lace Carrollmug. 
the biggest simp but also such a bitch🙂
by chloesslut November 2, 2020
Get the chloe jessica sprattmug. Niece of Stephen Spielberg, daughter of Nancy Spielberg. Is famous for her wild-partying antics and drunken rages. She is also a B-list porn star.
by Glaby March 30, 2008
Get the Jessica Spielberg Katzmug.