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Jess

Ugly brown/ranga hair slut who's only friend is her sister or her cousin. Jess either plays ping pong or tennis which both she is completely shit at and she's most likely born a lesbian. Jess's favorite food is oranges and lemon. Jess tries to be healthy when making food choices but she loves to indulge in sweet food which her mum despises. Jess is absolutely huge, she's the biggest woman I've seen in my life, she's a fat fuck.
'Holy shit is that bitches name "jess" she's enormous'
"Ugh, is that Jess with her cousin again?? Aren't they from Alabama"
by pinkflowerlover May 4, 2022
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Endless Jess

A gay faggot with a shitty youtube channel that couldn't break through 20K subs despite having been making his content for several years now. Is very known for being a hypocritic that can only dish it out but the moment he receives the slightest bit of criticism he lashes out in Endless Sperging.
-Dude, I watched Endless Jess like you said, but it was so unfunny, why would you recommend me this shit?
-Cuz it's funny how he'll sperg when reading this definition.
by Aspieham November 6, 2017
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Jesse

The annoying kid in my english class. Who always asks me random questions he doesnt need to know
Jesse shut up!
by MonkeyKori January 16, 2017
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Jess

Can be tall but can be short. Jess' have brown hair but also could have blonde, ginger or any other colour. Sometimes they need glasses but sometimes their eyesight is perfect! Normally have small or large feet but also can have medium sized feet. Beautiful on occasion but sometimes are ugly or just plain. Jealousy is common amongst Jesses however often they are not jealous. A boy loves a Jess but another boy hates a Jess. Jess is for everyone but someone Jess is for no one. Nice personality but can be annoying and draining!!! Jess is really just......there.
Charmaine: Hey friend!
Philippa: Hello There!
Charmaine: You going out tonight with Emma Leigh?

Philippa: No i'm going out with Jess
Charmaine: The sometimes tall girl?
Philippics: Yeah
by ShellQq0 July 31, 2017
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jess

jess is the biggest dom ever she will choke you
jess is such a dom she could choke you
by emowhore April 19, 2020
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Jessanna

Jessanna is a beautiful girl, with unbelieveable talent, and red hair. She is a good artist, and incredibly smart. She is something that every ginger would swoon over.
Aww look at Jessanna over there, those red heads make a perfect couple.
by weloveJessanna November 1, 2012
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