Jake

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"

Jake by Asteroid god June 22, 2021

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Jake by anonymous June 25, 2021

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Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.

Jake by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021

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The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.

Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what

Person1:he beat a mining corporation

Person2: that’s really cool

Jake by anonymous May 25, 2021

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Jake by milkyyyyyyy May 26, 2021

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Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.

Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him

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Just the best person in the world. Loves playing sports and isn’t scared to stand his ground against anyone!

“See Jake over there he’s probably high on weed”

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