Dutch Shower

Similar to Dutch Oven, the act of showering with another individual and cutting a hot one.

"i was showering with this girl the other day and i just had to fart. good thing she was into dutch showers"

by Johnnybertone October 17, 2011

Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 5, 2008

Dutch Oven

A fart under a blanket (see dutch burner).

That dutch oven smells awful!

by defpoint June 9, 2009

VON DUTCHED

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.

"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?"

by IVR March 14, 2008

dutch teacup

when you get 2 prostitutes and one cups your balls from behind while the other sucks you off

i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife

i didnt know she was on the game?

so is mrs fletcher

youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on

by Fox JK November 12, 2006

Dutch Cupcake

You take a shit in a cupcake tin. Bake it. Ice it with your own jiz.

For Paul's 21st Birthday, Marco suprised him with a Dutch cupcake.

by The Flying Dutchman of NY November 16, 2012

Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own asshole

My creepy coworker just left. He said he was gonna have a Dutch lunch.

by Gardfiel May 31, 2018