Ian Wagner

a legend

Ian Wagner lives in the E House!!

by PennStateBrandywinexD November 13, 2017

Ian

A very goofy, attractive boy. He can be a bit rude at times, but overall, Ian is a chill boy. He gets in trouble quite a bit, but he’s not a bad person. Although he’s rude to most people, he’s very chill and overprotective once you get to know him. His friends always come first before he thinks of anyone else. A lot of people seem to think he’s very flirty, but that’s just Ian’s personality :). He likes monster, COD, and being rude to his friends as a joke. Sometimes I wonder how he’s still single, especially because of how cute he is.

Ian, do you want to go to the movies with me?

by absoluteindoubtt October 24, 2022

IAN

A person who takes great delight in viewing military aircraft. The desire to capture an image of military aircraft leads to an 'Ian' spending much of their time plotting the best locations, analysing radio transmitted messages & sharing with like minded people

As the typhoon circled in the sky 'Ian' was poised & ready to capture its image.
Ian was excited to hear the distant rumble of an F15 approaching the base.

by AIKNIGHT March 16, 2023

Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

Ian

A gay faggot that will fill up on dick all day and all night

That Ian kid sucked 6 kids all night

by Jacob Milen May 6, 2019

Ian

An Ian is a tall, muscled and beautiful man with amazing eyes.
He has a great sense of humor which makes you fall in love with him instantly.
His smile can light up the darkest of the rooms, make your heart stops beating and take your breath away!
Ian’s laugh is memorable and contagious.
He likes Italian food so much.
When Ian’s going through a hard time becomes a man of a few words, he doesn’t open up easily to everyone but if you well know him you will understand when something’s going wrong.
He can feel the vibes of the people around him, if an Ian gives you his heart you will be the luckiest person in the world.
You will never forget him, as hard as you try because you loved him so much!

If you say to someone “You’re an Ian.”
It means you’re a crazy and amazing person.

by zeldax12 November 21, 2021

Ian's Opinions

Ian's Opinions is what is usually a response to what a normal individual would say or a questions towards someone which is then hated and told that nobody cares about by someone who is usually their ex-girlfriend who has built up mass hatred towards them.

Normal Individual: Ian reads too many books.

Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.

Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!

Ian: Okay.

Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".

by LOLXD21 June 19, 2018