Hemet

City in California where the grand master of the KKK, David Duke, resides.

Hemet is not really even a place. It is just a dot on the map that few people care about.

by surrealfx September 2, 2005

Helmen

Last name of the coolest people ever.

"Oh my gosh! Is that one of those super groovy Helmen's?"

by Cuayious June 28, 2009

Dog Helmeting

Act of doping a dog up with muscle relaxants and laxatives, putting it on top of your shaved head, pulling down on the hind legs, and stretching out its rectum to fit on your head like a hat.

Dog Helmeting: Known among aficionados as Dög Hëlmüting

Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;

Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;

Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);

Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;

Step 5. Spin dog.
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by doughelmut March 20, 2009

helmut

A middle-aged womens' hairstyle which is identified by its shape and the fact that it can remain still, even in the force of a wind tunnel.

After a hard night of partying, Trixie woke up on the floor, shook her head several times and her helmut was as good as new.

by Higley September 21, 2009

Space helmets

when you are getting high. you blow the smoke into a fishbowl or tuberware and then place the container on your head.

yo man lets go smoke some pot and put on our space helmets

by dsoa December 9, 2008

hemet hallway

What people from hemet call their sad excuse for a mall with all of 5 stores people shop at irregularly.

"Hey guys you wanna go to the hemet hallway after Mckelvey's AP Gov class?"
"Hell no that place is a joke worst than huck fest!"

by HHSBULLTHUCKS December 25, 2016

hermetically

sealed by a dude to a reasonable degree

Dan hermetically sealed the chips for Brian in a ziplock baggie.

by Pseudonym May 13, 2005