hopede

Some garbage my girlfriend once said.

Have some hopede.

by anonymous November 13, 2023

hoeducation

The knowledge gained by being a hoe

She got that hoeducation

by Batmannotnice February 11, 2024

hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Hose with red 40 in it

An object most normal people have laying around their house. If you don’t have one, that’s strange.

“Where do you source your red 40 for you hose with red 40 in it?”

by RedDog19120 April 14, 2024

Hobedient

Being submissive and doing what your significant other tells you to do.

“Babe, scratch my back right quick. If you’re Hobedient like a good girl, I’ll cop you them crocs you been eyeing”

by AggroCrag February 11, 2026

Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025