Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.
by dirty monkey March 31, 2015
Get the Horny Donutmug. Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”
Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.
I’d love that bill!
I’d love that bill!
by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018
Get the horny frodomug. horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee
by niggerballs December 3, 2019
Get the horny peemug. The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022
Get the inconvenient horninessmug. When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.
by TheDuke97 February 26, 2022
Get the Criminally Hornymug. when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!
bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .
SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
by mrham4444 April 11, 2014
Get the horny dolphinmug. this is not an insult.
1. The state of being homosexual and horny at the same time.
2. Can also be used to describe two people who are very very close and touchy (regardless of their sex for comedic purposes).
1. The state of being homosexual and horny at the same time.
2. Can also be used to describe two people who are very very close and touchy (regardless of their sex for comedic purposes).
1. Last night the girls got drunk and Athena was so gay horny.
2. Kevin and Ronney are gay horny for each other.
2. Kevin and Ronney are gay horny for each other.
by cloutforsale December 3, 2019
Get the gay hornymug.