Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?

by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021

Horny goblin

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass

Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022

Horny Maker

Someone Especially if their name is (Dale) who can make you super horny . The word horny maker is to be used in a high pitched voice preferably yelling it "HORNY MAKER!!!"

Show me your horny maker!!!!

by Drooke11 February 9, 2021

Horny Wholesome

When a person is Wholesome but gets Horny from being wholesome

Man 1: Man the bible gets me so hard but I must resist.

Man 2: Jesus, you must be Horny Wholesome

by The Horny Bible February 23, 2021

Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating

A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny

by 4Chump March 20, 2021

inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

Criminally Horny

When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.

Kevin was so criminally horny last night I had to get the funk out of there.

by TheDuke97 February 26, 2022