Guitargasm

To give an orgasm through riffs, solos and tasty licks on your guitar.

Dude, how was the protest the hero concert last night?
Oh my God dude after the first solo i had a guitargasm!

by Sensquatch December 16, 2008

Guitarded

A middle-aged guy that injures his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero for the kids.

Andy blew his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero. He is Guitarded.

by Stuglyiiry June 26, 2007

Metal Guitar Man

Look up metal man and add this... Those who take it to the next step and begin to mimic their fav metal band by taking up the guitar and playing there music for over 6 hours a day trying to perfect the same style of music.

pantera fans I think that says enough...

by metalguitarman May 2, 2005

guitar center

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you "Boss" (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.

Guitar Center Quotes: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"

by Jazgul March 23, 2008

guffawrt

A guffawrt is the practice of simultaneously laughing, or guffawing, and farting.

My most embarassing guffawrt was during a job interview at Sizzler.

by Brunocerous December 14, 2005

Guitar Hero Crawl

When you play guitar hero so long that when you look away, flat surfaces look like they are melting or crawling up.

Broseph, I played RockBand so long last night i got Guitar Hero crawl so bad i thought the walls were melting.

by Jony911 February 1, 2009

GFTA

Great Fuckers Think Alike

user 1 : ahh .. now i'm relaxed ..
user 2 : y dont u sell ur pee instead of wasting it ..

user 1 : pee sells man .. but who's buying it !

GFTA

by God of Wrath January 6, 2010