German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I used a German dildo on that whore last night.

by kersh-i2i January 24, 2011

germany

Im german american. and i hate people who call germans nazi's. and most of these people are english.why? because they are too fucking jealous that we have achieved everything they ever wanted to. we won the world cup 3 times. we would have taken over the world if america wouldnt exist and your all pissed off that ur damn little island was almost bombed into a wasteland if it wasnt for americans..AGAIN. and oh yeah we were the first people to conquer ur shitty little island. oh and ur so crap that when u go to olympics u have to team up with ireland and wales and scotland cus ur athletes are too shit to have their own team. "THE UNITED KINGDOM" and oh yeah ur country is still the only one which is ruled by a fucking queen. U cant make cars, u cant make food, u cant make guns, U CANT DO SHIT! one tiger tank usually took out 4-5 of ur crappy little boxes on wheels. you people just piss me the fuck off. and then u come with ur little shit excuses: BUT U KILLED SO MANT PEOPLE AND STARTED 2 WORLD WARS!!...YEAH WELL AT LEAST WE DIDNT TRY TO ENSLAVE PEOPLE. and oh yeah im not a racist. to the few decent english people im sorry, but the rest off you can go to hell.

english guy: the british navy is great
german: what navy? they were sunk by germany's U-Boats (submarine)

by fadyl July 29, 2006

German Log Ride

The German Log Ride is a sexual act envolving a group of three. Person #1 lays down on the floor face up. Person #2 sits like a dog on top of person #1s forehead. Person #3 then deficates on person #2s back, then urinates on the turd sending it flowing down person #2s back and into person #1s mouth.

The film was going well until Stacey found herself on the end og a German Log Ride.

by Evil swiss Cheese March 22, 2009

German calzone

The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.

Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?

by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009

German Toast

(noun)
1. The result of two men trying to find who's penis can last longer in a toaster.

(noun)
2. French Toast gone horribly wrong.

"Is that pork I smell?" "Nah it's Jon and Dave making some German Toast."

by Something close to God September 22, 2008

germantown

A subburb of Memphis. Its school contains roughly 2,500 stundents. Black people make up roughly 50% and always talk about how Germantown isn't hard but do not realize in doing so call themselves week. 35% is white, and realize that the school has gone to shit. The other 15% is etinic (i.e. asian, middleeastern, latin) who ussually either split off and hang out with either black or whits or stay in his or her own click.

Germantown kicks some major ass.

by The Man April 29, 2004

Germantown Academy

Private Prep School in Fort Washington. The best School in Philly no question, academically, athletically, and socially. Some of the kids may be super socially weird for sure, but the rest are some of the greatest people you will ever meet. It is kind of preppy, but there are all different kinds of styles too. A lot of the kids have money, but many of them don't. It is diverse, and we win every game we play against all of the other schools. Most of the kids are very attractive and nice, and they really do give everyone a chance and aren't judgmental. We have the best campus and greenest building, better than most of the other schools in the country. GA is an amazing place to be, no matter what anyone says!

Germantown Academy Kid: I go to GA

CHA kid: LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gamertag849374885 June 17, 2012