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Grease Jocky

The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?

Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!
by Blazeit June 17, 2019
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GEEKER GREASE

THE SLIMEY RESUDUE THAT FORMS ON UR FACE & RUNS INTO YOUR EYES AFTER BEIN UP 4 DAYS AND BURNS YOUR EYE'S
MY EYES ARE BURNING I RUBED GEEKER GREASE IN THEM
by labbers November 10, 2009
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Grease Whore

30+ year old women who dress like 19 year olds from the 90’s then go to bars to hit on 22 year olds and get shit faced
Chad: look at that grease whore what just walked in! Is that a plaid miniskirt and a bandana top?!
Stacy: oh god she looks like she just got kicked out of the bar across the street too
by Bigdicksfordays42069 March 17, 2022
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Prison Grease

When you have leftover chicken at KFC and the grease sticks the chicken to the bucket
Scott "This chicken is disgusting its covered in prison grease."
by WintaSnow August 3, 2024
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No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”
Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”
by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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grease window

"Hey Doug, do you mind ordering me some french fries when you get to the grease window?"

"Sure thing!"
by Ne0tek November 2, 2017
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