Gorilla Tag Kid

A Gorilla Tag Kid is a 3-13 year old kid who spends 400-500$ on a oculus headset just to play Gorilla Tag on it usually annoying and they think that being loud is funny. They believe everything they see on the internet. Get scared easily, parents think he is a mistake. they fake having long arms to scare people and get an ingame advantage.

Oh god this Gorilla tag kid is so annoying.
Gorilla tag kids are mistake made by the devil.
This gorilla tag kid is failing 3rd grade and should stop playing gorilla tag!

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Gorilla grip heart

Heart so loving, toxic and dangerous she will never let you go but she does it in a subtle way you won't even notice because of her divine femininity. Possed by one who comes out as a femme fatale but deep down she's a real lovergirl

Paie doesn't only have a gorilla grip coochie but she got a gorilla grip heart too

by Noboobiesbutabaddiestill August 17, 2022

Gorilla Player#1854

Someone with a major Skill-Issue in the game Gorilla Tag

Bro Gorilla Player#1854 Is so bad he has a Skill-Issue

by Best gorilla tag player March 17, 2022

Alaskan Icy Gorilla

When you get beaten by wet sand because your sister have a twin but you got confused so you fucked her dad.

"Yesterday I committed an Alaskan Icy Gorilla by mistake"

by URMOMSLOSTGORILLA March 17, 2022

fried gorilla poo

A fried chocolate brownie.

Fried gorilla poo tastes like a stale chocolate brownie.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower

The “Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower” is performed with your partner in bed. To do the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower your partner must stick a lighter in their anus as you hold a mouthful of ethanol in your cocksucker. Then, as your partner spreads their cheeks and flicks the lighter, you spit the ethanol out of your mouth, directed towards your partners anal cavity while beating your fists on your chest and testicles (as a sexually active Congolese Gorilla with a flamethrower would), thus performing the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower.

“Yo timmy, did you hear what happened? Norm and Dalani performed the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower and Norm ended up going to the hospital with burns on the inside of his anus!”

by P Diddy Pimp Daddy November 28, 2021

Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011