happy as a goblin 

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.

"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."

happy as a goblin by Slimslope May 22, 2006

Dongle-goblin 

A Dongle-Goblin, also known as the USB Dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. Refer to the Dongle-Goblin genocide of 1932.

"Jesus, that kid is as dumb as a bag of rocks"
"I know, he's a total Dongle-goblin"

Dongle-goblin by Mikepety January 4, 2008

skeet goblin 

One who is greedy when it comes to the substance of skeet. This person usually sucks alotta dick and never shares.

Get off my dick you skeet goblin.

skeet goblin by Tyrone McDouche July 1, 2009

going goblin 

Presenting a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, lazy, slovenly, or greedy, typically in a way that rejects social norms or expectations.

Doesn't matter which audience Trump is speaking to, he's always going goblin.

going goblin by Doctxr82 December 6, 2022

Glizzy Goblin 

A fat, unattractive woman who gets by on sucking dick. Not to be confused with a “keg on legs”.

-Yo playboy why you with that fat, ugly bitch?
-Because she can suck a mean dick.

-Oh yeah, you got yourself a real glizzy goblin!

Glizzy Goblin by GlizzyGoddess69_Noice February 17, 2023

knob goblin 

a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin

i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore

knob goblin by mr_paul May 18, 2006

green goblin 

When someone is sleeping you take a pickle, cover it in whipped cream then shove it up the sleeping victims ass.

Matt Morrison is likely to get a green goblin if he invites me over to his house for pickles and whipped topping pastrys.

green goblin by jononomous September 2, 2005