German breathing 5th form

the 5th form of the ancient German style of sword fighting. you activate it by saying the phrase

German breathing 5th form, Flammenwerfer!!!

by crimson Flammenwerfer March 26, 2022

German waterfall

German waterfall is when a morbidly obesed man pisses into the air and into his belly button and the pee streams on his roles like a waterfall into two girls mouth.

Morbidly obese man pulls out weiner and pees into his belly button
Very skinny girl one/ IS THAT PISSES?!🤢
Skinny girl 2/mmmmmm yummy 🤤
Morbidly obese guy/it's called a German waterfall

by Bigsops April 1, 2022

German Trucker

The German trucker is where you yank a truckers balls like a semi air-horn string.

Oh man i preformed that german trucker move last night.

by Lilwaffle98 April 3, 2022

german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.

"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."

by Exzentrik August 5, 2022

German

German: a German man who’s speaks German and born in Germany and named German. Raised by German parents and loved by his german siblings and German friends. Grew up in a German town and went to a German school. Went to a German college and graduated with a masters degree in German. Met his German wife at a German restaurant. Later married his German wife at a German church. Went to Berlin,Germany for their honeymoon. Years later they had 3 German children who were all born in a German hospital and spoke fluent German. Their German kids went to a German school and went to live the German legacy for the German family. They gave German his German grandchildren. Later on German died at a German hospital and the funeral was held in a German funeral home. He was buried in a German cemetery next to his German wife and German ancestors. As his German family in cried in German. Live long German.

Person 1: how’s German?
Person 2: German is great he’s living his German life with his German family!

by German the German October 9, 2022

german flopper

Those obscence and uncouth german penises that are big even when not hard and just flop around like dying fish taken out of the ocean

"Leo has this ridonkulous german flopper, it really speaks for that german engineering"

by trojax March 2, 2023

German Fork

Forking 4 pieces in chess as the Knight that's shaped like a Swastika

And then I hit him with the German Fork!

by Crazyvideos.tv March 24, 2023