gary wow

Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput

It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!

by daddy-ted June 13, 2020

Gary

Gary is the easiest guy to be around. And the easiest guy to fall in love with! You don’t even have to try. He never makes you feel judged or inferior to him- unless it’s regarding a game and/or sport, in that case, Gary is very competitive. He’s just a genuine guy. Kind and funny. Sweet and charming. An introverted extrovert. So, it may take some time to get to Gary in all his glory but believe me, he’s worth it.

Well, I’m so in love with Gary.

by Thatchubbybunny November 22, 2021

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

gary lafave

a narcissist that's cracked out and a little pussy

the ops are gary lafave's

by lil marco 999 September 15, 2022

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019

Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee”

I Gary teen that guy is homo

by yummy_thick April 15, 2019

Gary Sans

Kermit the frog dressed in a suit. A frog who loves bombs, and will often ask if you want any bombs.
A frog who has amassed immense power and is able to travel through timelines and forever escape the sights of the TVA.
A frog who only wants respect from his peers and wants friendship, make sure to give him his respect or else.

"Hey look its Gary Sans, I wonder if he will ask me if I want any bombs?"

by TheRealMist4305 December 9, 2024