Sham Garden

A religious institution that does not follow its own belief system.
“I honestly know any churches I can point you in the direction to go to, this town is full of sham gardens.” - Danielle H.
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Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
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Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
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spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
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atomic garden

Great song by punk band Bad Religion
What an atomic garden!
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Grim Garden

A phrase used to describe a specific kind of place: An idea of a utopia, where everyone is accepted for their individuality so long as it does not impede on other’s. a place where people are relentlessly loyal to who they are; their originality. Creativity, and personality. Never compromising that to appease anyone else.
I want my home to feel like a Grim Garden.
by Dr. Grim October 22, 2019
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Grow A Garden

A very popular Roblox game that has you make a garden with plant seeds that have varying rarities

For a better Def go play the game on Roblox
Yo bro lets hop on Grow A Garden
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