Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.

The more sophisticated “Ur mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.

Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”

by Neubekk May 12, 2018

color guard

An organization of people who tried out for drill team/dance team and/or cheer and didn't make it who twirl around plastic rifles and throw and occasionally catch flags. Rejects, essentially. Sorry.

person A: did you watch the halftime show?
person B: hell yeah! the band was bangin'
person A: why did color guard have to be in the way? god

by amazing:) July 17, 2014

Guap

a derogatory meant towards a white peron.

synonyms: cracker, snowflake, wonder bread, honky, twinkie, redneck

<1st guy> Fuck dog, that white boy just called me a nigga.
<2nd guy> God damn guap, lets go put that bitch in his place.

by Craig Julius Deen April 22, 2004

Guap

An acronym that stands for Great Under Aged Pussy

Ted: we need to get some guap this weekend
Mark: yeah, i know a preschool nearby

by poopdealer2222 July 14, 2022

guarandamtee

Popularized by The Rock. The absolute guarantee that the work/thing will be done!!

The Rock: "I guarandamtee that I will kick John Cena's candy ass"

by jjcoolj9 March 11, 2011

High Guardian Spice

A cute, nice, and queer magical girl show on Crunchyroll piled on by anime dudebros and hostile YouTubers.

Hey man, you wanna watch High Guardian Spice? This show is hella underrated!

by lefemmerouge January 16, 2022

Guap

When you take your hand, place it flat on one's head and then hit your hand really hard while it's on the head of victim to cause a headache.

You are so stupid, i should guap you.

by Connor M. April 27, 2004