Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease stash

A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.

"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."

by Lousteezy December 14, 2015

Grease

top shelf WEED. that shit that blow ya brain back, shit so greasy everybody wanna nug!

synonyms: zaza, loud, gas
antonyms: boof, pk, reggie, tweeds, that bullshit, sticks & stems

I need that GREASE pack, not the boof shit

by sagebitt January 12, 2025

Grease filled Stew

When a party is so disgusting that when you bump into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion.

Last night was crazy after Shay's grease filled stew.

by Ggarfink January 23, 2017

a grease

Something the cat drags in

Look what the cat dragged in A GREASE

by My handle on things is a good August 17, 2016

Grease Amnesia

When the food is greasy that it’s causes short memory for a period of time in the future.

James: Hey have you tried Cheesecake Factory? I’m wondering if it’s good.
Zach: Yes I went, and It’s alright, it gave me Grease Amnesia though.

by Winwesbla May 29, 2023

Greasing

Intentionally flirting with someone in a shameless manner, in the hope of eliciting attraction.

Dude are you greasing Jennifer again?

by KT Brassel June 20, 2023