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I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
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Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."
by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025
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Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.
Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024
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