Flower Pot Squat

Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.

Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.

Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.

Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.

by BootBanger November 17, 2011

flower in the mud

To go through alot pain, to smile and be different, to stand away from the crowd.

James was a flower in the mud, but all the kids picked on him

by IG@Jay_Swizzy_17_ April 26, 2015

flowballing

When a guy cums inside a chick's pussy, then eats her out, then spits the cum into her mouth & makes her eat it.

My mouth is still salty from all that flowballing - may I have a glass of water?

by babyvoodoo October 6, 2016

Flower flipping

Being under the influence of both morning glory seeds and MDMA (ecstasy).

We were flower flipping last night and I met God.

by Spiral In March 24, 2017

Flowabetes

A medical term to describe someone with wack flow(hair) or inability to grow steezy flow.

The child was diagnosed with flowabetes

by Flowquinn April 23, 2017

Flower Cat

A Cat with a flower on it`s Head

Wow, that a cute Flower cat dawg.

by The Flower Cat October 2, 2017

flowerbabby

A guy/girl who is misunderstood by peers, friends and family. Often has to fend for themselves meanwhile being seen as a softie by society.

I don't get why he always acts so tough, he's such a flowerbabby.

by Flowerbabby_blue November 2, 2019