e-fight

An online fight between at least two people. It usually starts with a random and idiotic insult towards a person followed by an equally idiotic rebuttle. The members continue to fight back and forth, going completely off topic. Typical attacks include calling someone emo, or saying something about their momma. Everyone is dumber from reading it.

Typical conversation:
Tex: you got some of the shittiest ideas for stuff
Progz: tex i was getting now go beat off to walkers's pics.
Tex: is it me or does that not make an ounce of sense?
D_R_U_G_S: I didn't know that sense came in ounces.
Tex: i didnt know i was gonna e-punch you till now X( and well for progz yet another lame account for a diss
Boyd: I are not smarter anymore cuz of this e-fight :(

by mdboyd July 30, 2008

Tickle Fight

When a group of guys get together to tickle, grope and wrestle each other.

Glen: Any plans for tonight?
Sean: Yeah, I am hosting a Tickle Fight at my place after work. want to come? Bill, Tucker and Mark will be there.
Glen: Sweet! Count me in, I love a good tickle fight!

by idolatro15 March 10, 2010

condom fight

a fight between two or more people with water-filled condoms. similar to a water balloon fight, but using rubbers.

Shit, I got covered in lube and water in that condom fight.

by rossdwp March 27, 2009

Fight Club

Definition in unknown to common world because Members never talk about Fight Club.

Rule number 1: Don't talk about fight club

by kingjt13 February 17, 2009

mexican chain fight

The ancient act of when 2 rival gangs come together to settle a dispute, in the correct style that should be acted out. Both gangs form a circle and their strongest fighters choose a random length of chain from the ground. This art has been handed down, from generation to generation of skilled fighters.

Gang#1) We challenge you to a MEXICAN CHAIN FIGHT!!
Gang#2) Okay, just pick an appropriate area to host our event, and then we will settle this like the civilized people that we have become!!

by Kapn October 25, 2004

Facebook Fight

When 2 random kids start a "fight" on facebook after one comments on someone's status and another kid begs to differ so they write how kid#1 is wrong. They then start commenting back and fourth and eventually other kids get involved and add their 2 cents, even though no one really gives a shit. It makes the person whose status it was originally, want to shoot themselves becuase they get 50 notifications via e-mail. Because there are so many comments, these usually show up in the "Top News" feed giving them even more attention. The so-called fight is usually about some insignificant shit that doesn't even really matter. The "fight" doesn't neccesarily have to do with the original status.

Conor: Did you hear Paul and Tom are fighting?
Sam: yeahh, it came up on my newsfeed.

Conor: Whose side are you taking?
Sam: probably Tom's, but its just a facebook fight. It probably wont get carried away.

by maylordarias March 15, 2010

Punjabi Style Sword Fight

A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?

Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.

As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.

Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.

White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.

White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.

by Jhonny Walker May 2, 2011