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An online fight between at least two people. It usually starts with a random and idiotic insult towards a person followed by an equally idiotic rebuttle. The members continue to fight back and forth, going completely off topic. Typical attacks include calling someone emo, or saying something about their momma. Everyone is dumber from reading it.
Typical conversation:
Tex: you got some of the shittiest ideas for stuff
Progz: tex i was getting now go beat off to walkers's pics.
Tex: is it me or does that not make an ounce of sense?
D_R_U_G_S: I didn't know that sense came in ounces.
Tex: i didnt know i was gonna e-punch you till now X( and well for progz yet another lame account for a diss
Boyd: I are not smarter anymore cuz of this e-fight :(
e-fight by mdboyd July 30, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
To engage in an excessive argument with somebody over the internet.
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yes
Person 3: Can't you two stop the E-Fighting and have a real debate for once?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: No we can't! Fuck you!
Person 1: Yes we can! Fuck you too!
Person 3: Fucking internets!
E-Fight by IbeSonance May 2, 2006
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E-Frightener

Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..
I felt like I was driving a semi last night when I gave that girl the E-Frightener.
E-Frightener by drunkaholic September 25, 2010

T.I.E Fighter

Tie Fighters were the galactic empire standard starfighters. They were most recognizable by their Infamous screech
JERRRRREAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHH

-T.I.E Fighter

e.r fightmaster 

"have you seen e.r fightmaster in the hot show grey's anatomy?" -person a
"E.r fightmaster?" -stupid person b
"The sexiest mf in the fucking world mate" -person b
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