by ANGIEISAW3SUM May 24, 2009
Get the fart boostermug. Along the order of a "Belch Wash", "Fart Wash" is the unpleasant odor product of flatulance in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, smells the sour contents of the belcher's lower intestines and has a negative reaction.
I had been thinking to myself; “Oh Lord! There’s something not right in me”. Between last night’s rich dinner of Halibut & Scotch, the three spicy Bloody Mary’s & beer backers that I drank at brunch with that huge omelet, bacon and hash browns, my ass is on fire. As we walked away from the table, I cautiously expelled a long silent searing hot fart; I still can not believe I did not shit myself! An unsuspecting family of eager diners walking to their seats passed right through my Fart Wash; their facial expressions were priceless. Probably lost their appetite! Nicely played sir!
by moleary70 September 1, 2011
Get the Fart Washmug. by dasboot007 August 12, 2009
Get the Chance Fartmug. When you fart and burp at the same time or almost at the same time. The Fart comes first, then within 10 seconds or less, the burp comes. Fart is methane and sulfer compounds and burp is carbon dioxide. Fart burps are super rare, but some people fart burp more often.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 29, 2023
Get the Fart Burpmug. A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.
by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010
Get the fart skimmermug. 1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.
2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.
3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.
3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."
by BarnFarter June 22, 2012
Get the Barn Fartmug. A fart that seems to ask a question. As in, who, what, how, or even sometimes really? This is referred to as an interrogative fart.
Hamilton farted and it said "who". I turned to him in confusion and said dude, did your fart just say "who"? He said, indeed. I said holy shit, that was an interrogative fart.
by treytheFARTINGking November 16, 2010
Get the interrogative fartmug.